i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
