So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
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