Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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