She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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