i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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