She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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