gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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