FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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