we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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