Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
