I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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