Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Randomize
