another moral hangover. fuck.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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