Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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