Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I want to fling myself into the sun
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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