Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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