I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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