Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Verdict: uncircumcised.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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