i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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