This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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