I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
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