3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I'm really busy with my period
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