Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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