I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
how drunk are you?
Several
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
