Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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