if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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