Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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