Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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