There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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