well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Randomize
