How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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