If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
false alarm, still single
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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