If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
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