Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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