He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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