She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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