where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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