Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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