dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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