Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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