just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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