he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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