you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
50% drunk capacity currently
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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