you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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