you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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