normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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