it wasn't lemon gatorade
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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