I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
The adults are the big ones right?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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