You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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