You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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