Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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