i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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