Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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